HITC Business
On the first day of Christmas,
my boss said I'm key
So he's got a great bonus for me.
On the second day of Christmas,
my boss winked at me
Two regulators a-probing,
But there's still a great bonus for me.
On the third day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
But there's still a very decent bonus for me.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Four subpoenas arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
And there's still a decent bonus for me.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
And there's probably a decent bonus for me.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Six board members a-praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving,
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
And there might be a decent bonus for me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Seven clients a-suing,
Six board members a-praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
So there might not be a decent bonus for me.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Eight Feds a-raiding,
Seven clients a-suing,
Six board members a-praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
So there's probably not a decent bonus for me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Nine shareholders a-complaining,
Eight Feds a-raiding,
Seven clients a-suing,
Six board members a-praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
So there's hardly any bonus for me.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Ten traders arrested,
Nine lawmakers a-complaining,
Eight Feds a-raiding,
Seven clients a-suing,
Six board members praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
So there's probably not much bonus for me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Eleven lawyers a-worrying,
Ten traders arrested,
Nine lawmakers a-complaining,
Eight Feds a-raiding,
Seven clients a-suing,
Six board members a-praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing,
And there's probably no bonus for me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my boss said to me
Twelve jurors a-deciding,
Eleven lawyers a-worrying,
Ten traders arrested,
Nine lawmakers a-complaining,
Eight Feds a-raiding,
Seven clients a-suing,
Six board members a-praying,
Five Goldman stings,
Four subpoenas arriving
Three staff a-resigning,
Two regulators a-probing....
Now there's no bloody bonus for me!
And the very next day, my boss got fired.
